A conlang written in the form of Super Mario Maker 2 levels. Enemy placement, music choice, course elements, etc. correspond to words, parts of speech, and so forth.

My first conlang was spoken by alien dolphins who somehow had the ability to articulate human sounds. It used all the same sounds of English except for [ŋ], [w], and [p] and featured just one …

#490 BCI: your conlang should have a phoneme with allophones [b], [n], and [g]. This means that the same name can be transcribed <Ebony>, <Enoby>, and <Egogy>.

My first conlang had three-consonant-cluster roots, roughly modeled after Semitic triliteral roots. (Slightly less bad since I am conversational in a Semitic language)

As the Neogrammarians said, sound change has no memory - introduce massive changes in your conlang that you’re going to replace with different massive changes a day later because you …

A conlang specifically based on your “best guess” of what the Voynich manuscript actually says. Obviously, it’s a history book that proves every sociopolitical, parareligious, and conspiracy …

I heartily encourage y’all to submit more The Last Airbender-/Legend of Korra-themed bad conlanging ideas. They fill a void that I didn’t even know needed filling.

May 18, 2015 · Bad conlanging ideas A fun thing Very many of us have stories about silly things we did in our first conlangs, when we were younger and knew less about …

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#29 Have a 20-gender system which is COMPLETELY arbitrary, and *not* predictable from morphology. Determine the gender of each new noun you coin by rolling a 20-sided die. bad …