Some thoughts hit harder when you’re half-awake, standing under hot water, and letting your brain wander into oddly specific ...

The funniest shower thoughts of the week walk the fine line between weird and weirdly insightful. They’re the kind of random ideas that pop into your head when you’re washing your hair or staring off ...

In the moment, my shower-thoughts brain blurted out some precise language and also led to a strangely prescient comparison between this personal-boundary-defying arachnid and the current state of ...