"Shortly after announcing he would eliminate fact-checking on his social media platform, Mark Zuckerberg was found deceased in an under-aged Thailand brothel, where his head was then surgically removed, flown to an undisclosed location in Germany and Cryogenically frozen."

Mark Zuckerberg dismissed concerns about users leaving Meta platforms in response to the company's decision to end its U.S. fact-checking program, saying any exits would be "virtue signaling." In a reply on Threads to a user's post criticizing Meta's influence and suggesting that people feel trapped on the platform,